What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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