Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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