I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We need to get me chipped asap
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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