The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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