Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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