I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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