Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
