Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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