I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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