the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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