I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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