she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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