I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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