is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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