Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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