sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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