But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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