we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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