The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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