Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The adults are the big ones right?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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