Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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