Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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