Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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