just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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