He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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