how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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