so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
