Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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