yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
