I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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