Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
please come you make the beer taste better
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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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