i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
this boner is exhausting
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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