And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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