I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
my poor anus
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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