Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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