And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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