Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
