who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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