Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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