No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It's never too late to be topless.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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