Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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