Just fell off a train. Bad.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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