Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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