This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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