Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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