i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
