There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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