I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does