I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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