I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So gin and wine won't be happening again
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I didn't notice because vodka
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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