its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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