Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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