FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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