I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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