no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
When did angry sex become our thing?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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