there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think I sprained my soul last night
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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