So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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