So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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