He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
